Are you a man? 'Cause I’m a bitch I'm already rich, just looking for that (Mm) This party sucks, I'm ’bout to ditch Don't-don't-don't-don't even try to gi-give me shit I've earned the right to be-be like this Oh, you say you love me? (That's funny) Well, so do I [Pre-Chorus] I'm just looking for a Joyride, joyride I’m just looking for a Good time tonight Baby, I want you to [Chorus] Rev my engine ’til you make it purr Keep it kinky, but I come first Beep-beep, [censored] I'm outside Get in, loser, for the joyride Making every motherfucker turn Fell from heaven, no, it didn’t hurt Beep-beep, best night your life Get in, loser, for the joyride See Kesha Live Get tickets as low as $41 You might also like Temporary Eminem & Skylar Grey Fuel Eminem & JID Antichrist Eminem [Post-Chorus] Joyride Get in, loser, for the joyride [Verse 2] Keep your eyes on the road A label whore, but I'm bored of wearing clothes You want kids? Well, I am Mother Don't-don't-don’t-don't even try to gi-give me shit I've earned the right to be-be like this [Pre-Chorus] Joyride, joyride I'm just looking for a Good time tonight Baby, I want you to [Chorus] Rev my engine 'til you make it purr Keep it kinky, but I come first Beep-beep, [censored] I'm outside Get in, loser, for the joyride Making every motherfucker turn Fell from heaven, no, it didn't hurt Beep-beep, best night your life Get in, loser, for the joyride [Bridge] Don't even, don't, give me shit Don't even, even, 'cause I'm a bitch Don't even, don't, give me shit I'm a bi—, I'm a bitch Don't even, don't, give me shit Don't even, even, 'cause I'm a bitch Don't even, don't, don't even, don't, don't even I'm a bi—, I'm a bitch [Outro] Joy— Joy— Get in, loser, for the joyride

When you first confessed to me you have no idea how happy and joyful you made me, ily so much vinny like actually. you're amazing in every way i can think of and more you're voice is spectacular, you're personality is out of this world, you're so kind, you're insanely funny and you always brighten up my day like how the sun brightens up the sky,,and you're amazing at pretty much everything,,im so happy i accepted ur confession i really am and im even more happy you confessed to me bc i probably would have been too scared to say anything for like a few more months,,i love you vinny i truely do,,i love you with all my heart,,please please please dont turn into a cactus and fly away..

: OUGGHH ILYSM VINN IM SO HAPPY!!!

HI MY LOVEE MWAMAMWA I have a questionnrm,, you did say you wanted to watch args during the summer righttt?? i dont really remember i just wanted to ask what args you wanted to ask and what would be a good time / date to watch them!!

RAGHHH HELLOOO HHHIIIIIIIII HELO HELO HELO AHIIII HEILOOOOOHWIIIIIIHAIIIIIIIII HEL'lLLLOOOOOOOOO HHHHHIIIIIIIII Welcome to your final test, I'm Mr Beast. We can scrap the S because I never miss a beat. You had to cut from honey under a threat of a gun blast, but when I had to cut from honey that's another check that I'm gonna cash! You're coming last, number 1 is Jimmy! Only dub you have is poorly written~ You're accomplished because you fought the opposition and became the best, but the consequences that you gotta live with is you paid their deaths all to pay your debt! I applaud you Gi Hun, in the diss game, you won't get rich! I'm like your momma, I'm dead sick! Then check the gaming channel, millions of kids watch it. How'd you win all that won, kid? But not custody of ONE KID! Did you think you'd get her back with that lighter you bought her? You're playing tug of war with your ex, but the ROPE IS YOUR DAUGHTER! So stupid, Sang Woo showed you the light, you didn't go to SNU, that's right! If the task was last to get backstabbed by a pal, you wouldn't make it through the night! When I feast I don't need a suit and tie! Wrapping with gold like the food I try! Utter a word then you will DIE! Save those subs for PewDiePie!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Anyways.. heh.. shakes my dreads

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well well well,,seems my little bunny escaped and got into some trouble,,well lucky you since i have another way for you to get rid of all that debt you've collected and it doesn't involve money../nsrs/imsorry

gives you a basket full of hearts <33333

gives you a heart shaped box with chocolates inside as i look away

HIII HEYY KORI !!! HEY HII !!! I love you sooo much <33 IT'S HALF WAY TO OUR ANNIVERSARY TOO !! 4 TO 5 YEARS OF BEING TOGETHER !! I LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH, you're like the moon to my sun, the stars to the ocean <33 I will ALWAYS FUCKING BE THERE FOR YOU !!! ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧

"Who’s joe?" a distant voice asks. Instantly everyone nearby hears the sound of 1,000s of bricks rapidly shuffling towards his location. The earth itself seemed to cry out in agony, until finally the ground itself split open and a horrific creature crawled from the ground, covered in mucus and tar. ”Joe Momma…” the creature whispered. The man cried out in pain as he disintegrated into dust, and the whole world fell silent in fear. "I did a little trolling." the wretched creature remarked before burrowing back into the earth.

heh Cyn jumpscare

MY SPELINGA IS DYING RN IMSKLDFJSLAFLJSA

i love you so much aijwkajab,,,